OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK
"Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?" "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!" "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?" "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?" "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!" "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark... Sign in to see full entry.