Trouble With Initials

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

TROUBLE WITH INITIALS

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long came around with a cover sheet instructing all assigned officers to read it and initial it as indication of their compliance. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

LUMBERING ALONG

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done. The owner was shocked and asked,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

PRICE HIKE!

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel. This went on for more than five years. The two of them never... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

SECOND WIND

A warm southerly breeze... breathes a heavenly bouquet into our early autumn frozen bones. A welcome second wind.... GWS Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

NONE OF MY BUSINESS

What other people think of me is none of my business. - Anonymous Your business is your business. The moment you begin to let other people's thoughts and values start dictating how you live your own life, it is no longer really yours. Take constructive criticism but don't let anyone's opinion change... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

ANY OLD ROAD

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. - Lewis Carroll It's more important to have the will to grow and stay open to all the infinite possibilities than to know exactly where you're going. That will change as we change. And we never know when or where success and joy... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

AN OPEN MIND

We must learn to let go of the life we had planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell It's good to have ideas, dreams and goals, but they don't always turn out as we imagine. It's always best to keep an open mind and anticipate change. It can be trying, but accept... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

LET IT GO

Live With No Regrets - Unknown None of us are perfect. Know how to forgive yourself. Do not obsess over past mistakes. Learn from them and let them go. Move on with life. Forgive yourself for a mistake you made or something you've done that you now regret. Allow yourself to let it go. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 4, 2014

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown Don't underestimate yourself when handed a tough situation. Be proud of your strength. Take on the challenge. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 1, 2014

LET YOUR SOUL BE FREE

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston When you let in the love of your family and friends, your heart and soul will soar. Take the time to appreciate those who love and support you and accept you as you are and for who you are. Sign in to see full entry.

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