“Honey, I’ve been thinking,” said my stunning blonde girlfriend...
“Oh, you have, darling? And what did you come up with today?” “Well, I’ve been thinking about earthquakes...” “ Earthquakes? Why do you worry about earthquakes? We don’t get too many around here...” “I know, honey, but I’ve been wondering...” “I see...” “You know how they say that every cloud has a... Sign in to see full entry.