Just had a phone call from my gorgeous blonde girlfriend...
“Honey,” she said, “can you do me a huge favor?” “You know I’d do anything for you, darling...” “Well, you see I got this notice that my doctor has ordered a CAT scan for me...” “Oh?” “Yeah, and it’s this afternoon, and I’ve been trying to get kitty into her cage all morning, but she won’t go...can... Sign in to see full entry.