A blonde found her canary at the bottom of the cage and took it to the vet.
“Sorry,” the vet said, “your bird is no more.” “No!” cried the blonde, “I want proof.” The vet opened the door and in came a cat and a Labrador retriever. They walked up to the bird, sniffed at it and turned away. “See?” said the vet. “Okay,” said the blonde, resigned to her loss. “How much do I owe... Sign in to see full entry.