My gorgeous blonde girlfriend called me at lunch today.
“Honey, when you come home, I’ll have surprise for you!” “That’s nice,” I said, “I can hardly wait.” When I got home she greeted me at the door with a bowl of chocolate cookies. “Wonderful, sweetie,” I said, “but what’s that stuff all over the floor?” “Oh, sorry, darling,” she said, “but I haven’t... Sign in to see full entry.