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Monday, February 21, 2005

Cannibalism in Middle Earth

So, my day's complete. I just learned that Elijah Wood, that sweet innocent face boy - you know the cute furry footed hobbit; and inspiration for my creator's character Nick in The Jade Owl - will be playing a mute, cannibal serial killer in the upcoming film Sin City. How's that for casting against... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Where's Miss Chatty Been?

I know. I know. I've neglected you all so. But truth be told, Miss Chatty has been tres busy with matters concerning the sequel to The Jade Owl, which has begun to blossom in the heart and mind of Edward C. Patterson, my author friend and creator. Far be it from the imaginative mind to not know... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 7, 2005

The Spiral Staircase

Have you ever wondered why when the world's tragedies occur, we somehow always pull together and show our nobler sides. I often sit on my little perch overlooking the bay and wonder why we spend twice the amount daily of a months worth of relief to bomb the crap out of some Middle Eastern... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 31, 2004

New Year's with Miss Chatty

To lie awake and watch the ball descend is the fate of many on New Year's Eve. Those of us who do this, who shun the fancy schmantzy parties, might feel depressed, alone and filled with a sense of pariahship. But, hear ye hear ye! Some of us do it by choice. On New Year's Eve, when the Painted Lips... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Sucking Up to the Holidays

Dear Miss Chatty: My husband got me a vacuum cleaner for Christmas - a real expensive one. I was never so expensively insulted. I like jewelry, perfume and fine clothing. To me that's a personal, I love you gift. Giving major appliances is a selfosh way to say I love you're domestical skills -... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

BLOG World: Miss Chatty spreads Holiday Cheer.

This has been quite a fine year for Miss Chatty. Considering The Jade Owl did not exist before Summer, I didn't exist as well. Now, I've come out of the pages and closet like a freakin' Murphy Bed. I'm glad I'm such a popular queen as queens thrive on such things. Many have called me acidic, but I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

High Hats get High Handed

Dear Miss Chatty: I went to the theatre the other evening and sat behind a woman with a tall hat. Although her hat was not blocking the screen totally, it was clearly in view and distracting. I politely asked her to remove her hat. She said it was her lucky hat and I could change seats if I wanted,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Gardenias Get Me Every Time

Dear Miss Chatty: I am a well adjusted middle ages gay man who is not in a monogomou relationship. In fact, I am in no relationship at all. In fact, its been so long since I've had sex other than the "handy" kind, I think the first King George BUSH was in office last it happened. It's not that I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

The Ultimate Christmas Dilemma

Dear Miss Chatty: Silver or Brass? Christmas is filled with so much green it has lead me to a great debate as to whether we should display our best silver during the holidays or our showy brass. It's a quandary of mega proporations around our household as the Brass clashes with the Silver, so it has... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Move Over DaVinci Code!

I was told this morning by Edward C. Patterson, author of the Jade Owl, that his 4th and final revision of this wonderful work has been completed and that it is making the rounds to the editors. God give it good speed. I know it will be picked up and someday will be a hit - watch out DaVince Code.... Sign in to see full entry.

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