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Friday, May 5, 2006

Purple Kajima Tea is the Ants' Pajamas

(Re-runs) Dear Miss Chatty: I was reading Edward C. Patterson's The Jade Owl and loved your appearance there helping out in that escape romp at the Tea House. I won't say more, for it would give away too much for your readers. I was wondering, when you have or serve tea, do you use loose leaf or in... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 4, 2006

Wearing White After Labor Day - A Sin even in Ancient Times

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: My partner and I are having a serious argument about whether the old rule that wearing "white" after Labor Day still applies in the 21st Century. He wore white pants to dinner the other evening; and, if he weren't paying and so damn cute, I nearly let him go dine alone. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

All those Pussies Make me Sneeze

(re-runs) Dear Miss Chatty: I am a middle aged man who has gotten himself into an impossible situation. I am dating a woman, half my age, who wants nothing but sex and more sex. I am flattered at this, as most women run in the opposite direction. The one flaw in this arrangement is she has cats -... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Miss Chatty to Appear in The Third Peregrination

Dear Miss Chatty Most people write you with relationship problems or issues. I on the other hand want to know a personal tidbit from your life. I hope you don't mind. I was surprised (when reading The Jade Owl) to find that you make an appearance there, judging a kool butt contest in a local San... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Comment Hopping is Stealing Your Blogging Dollars. Don't Let it Happen!

Dear Miss Chatty: I have been blogging recently and have been receiving snide and nasty comments from a fellow blogger. My blogs are non-offensive and these comments are meant to provoke and detract from my blogs. The person is trying to impune my character. I'm thinking of not blogging anymore.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Computers Don't Have Souls

Dear Miss Chatty: My boss at work thinks that she knows everything about computers and databases. The other day a process stopped working and she told me it must have been when we moved the computer from one place to another. It definitely was a hardware problem. I did everything to keep from... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Proposals After Sex may Very Well Spell Disaster

Dear Miss Chatty: My boyfriend just popped the question. I've been waiting for him to do this for over a year and on three different ocassions in the past I thought he would - but he didn't. Last night he leaned over me in bed and said "Let's get hitched!" My answer was not tentative. I want to... Sign in to see full entry.

Miss Chatty Is Due For a Comeback

Hi all my Constant Readers. After reading some mock and cardboard thin blog (some Madame Post Office or P.O. or whatever) who has forced Miss Chatty to do the unthinkable (delete comments from a recent Blog), I'm thinking of making a comeback. Afterall, there are those who write professionally (like... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Playing Doctor? A Perscription for Trouble

Dear Miss Chatty: I am single (gorgeous) male batchelor seeking male companionship. Sometimes I push myself too far and have lost several boyfriends in the last year, because despite my knock out eyes and my tiny little butt, I tend to cling like a can of peaches. Now, the man in the apartment above... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 27, 2005

The Return of MISS CHATTY

Dear Miss Chatty: I have really missed your BLOG. I would never start a day without consulting your wisdom. It was like a visit to the oracle at Delphi. I am miffed that you have abandonned your grateful and attentive readership. What has happened to you? And will you be coming back? Concerned,... Sign in to see full entry.

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