Breaking Celebrity News!
Soooo, anyways, my friends and I are all sitting in the cafeteria, eating lunch, when Manon drops a bombshell! MANON: I read on the internet that [Roger] Ebert's coming back in time for the Oscars. But get this, he had to have his jaw removed! ME (suddenly no longer hungry): What? MANON: They had to... Sign in to see full entry.