The Ten Things I Fear The Most
10. Getting my shoelaces caught in an escalator. 9. Those really, really small midgets (such as Mishu). 8. Eating something that has been tampered with by an escaped mental patient. 7. Q-tips. 6. Clowns in general; Bozo in particular. 5. Entering a public restroom and finding a "floater". 4.... Sign in to see full entry.