The State Bore of Texas: JUDGE ENDS PENIS TRIAL WITH DIRECTED VERDICT

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

JUDGE ENDS PENIS TRIAL WITH DIRECTED VERDICT

HUSBAND WAS ‘ASKING FOR IT’ ANGRY JUDGE TELLS D.A.’s Houston (State Bore News) – After five weeks of testimony, Harris County State District Judge Sara Anne Mas-Delmismo abruptly ended the penis severing case against Maria Sinel Pene. The judge declared a directed verdict in favor of the defendant after the State of Texas rested its case. The Judge then angrily admonished the State for, "Nit-picking a woman for expressing well-earned disgust." The Judge called the case, "A domestic spat unfit... Sign in to see full entry.

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