About ScBoates

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My name is Scott K. Boates.  I enjoy writing satire, and hope mine hurts a little bit.  I read on someone else's blog that satire is good when it hurts.  So if mine is merely gross or cliched, I apologize for the drivel.

I do hope my writing makes you laugh a little.  You see, I didn't get enough love as a child (or some horse shit like that).  Or maybe I'm self-destructive, and hoping my utterly borish nature comes to light.  Regardless, I  feel compelled to write the tacky drivel on this blog. 

If you have any suggestions on how I could write like a normal person, please let me know.  All I'm able to come up with is this phoney-news format.  Maybe I need to read a book that explains how to write like a normal person.

Here's hoping you find reading my writing entertaining, unique and somehow meaningful.  Enjoy the read.

All the best,

The Bore, Houston, Texas:   www.ScottBoates.com

 


Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
Attorney
Dream occupation:
Attorney who gets paid to write shit like The Bore
Hometown:
Refugio & Corpus Christi, Texas
Schools attended:
Cougar High; UH Law Center
Favorite writers:
J. Swift, John Kennedy Toole, Leo Rosten, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris & Augusten Burroughs
Favorite books:
A Confederacy of Dunces; English Passengers; The Education of Hyman Kaplan; A Modest Proposal
Favorite newspapers:
They're all dying. I only read them on the net, for free.
Favorite music:
Enigma, Delirium, lots of jazz
Favorite movies:
Anything Farrelly Bros, John Waters, or Christopher Guest; Jon Heder
Favorite TV shows:
The Daily Show, Reno 911, The Chappelle Show
Favorite teams:
The Title IX'ers
Favorite quote:
Love One Another
Gender:
Male
Religion:
Christian N/O/S