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My name is Scott K. Boates. I enjoy writing satire, and hope mine hurts a little bit. I read on someone else's blog that satire is good when it hurts. So if mine is merely gross or cliched, I apologize for the drivel.
I do hope my writing makes you laugh a little. You see, I didn't get enough love as a child (or some horse shit like that). Or maybe I'm self-destructive, and hoping my utterly borish nature comes to light. Regardless, I feel compelled to write the tacky drivel on this blog.
If you have any suggestions on how I could write like a normal person, please let me know. All I'm able to come up with is this phoney-news format. Maybe I need to read a book that explains how to write like a normal person.
Here's hoping you find reading my writing entertaining, unique and somehow meaningful. Enjoy the read.
All the best,
The Bore, Houston, Texas: www.ScottBoates.com
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Attorney
- Dream occupation:
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Attorney who gets paid to write shit like The Bore
- Hometown:
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Refugio & Corpus Christi, Texas
- Schools attended:
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Cougar High; UH Law Center
- Favorite writers:
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J. Swift, John Kennedy Toole, Leo Rosten, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris & Augusten Burroughs
- Favorite books:
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A Confederacy of Dunces; English Passengers; The Education of Hyman Kaplan; A Modest Proposal
- Favorite newspapers:
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They're all dying. I only read them on the net, for free.
- Favorite music:
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Enigma, Delirium, lots of jazz
- Favorite movies:
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Anything Farrelly Bros, John Waters, or Christopher Guest; Jon Heder
- Favorite TV shows:
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The Daily Show, Reno 911, The Chappelle Show
- Favorite teams:
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The Title IX'ers
- Favorite quote:
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Love One Another
- Gender:
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Male
- Religion:
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Christian N/O/S