The State Bore of Texas: TINKY WINKY-SPONGE BOB MARRIAGE OVERSHADOWED BY POLITICS

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

TINKY WINKY-SPONGE BOB MARRIAGE OVERSHADOWED BY POLITICS

JUDGE TELLS WHINEY OLD LINERS: "GET OFF YOUR DUFFS AND GET BUSY" Houston (State Bore News) – Tinky-Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants became the first same-sex couple to legally marry in Texas following an alleged ‘mock ceremony’ officiated by Houston Justice of the Peace Pete Hillary. The event was part of Judge Hillary’s personal campaign to call attention to Texas’ November referendum on same-sex unions, "by marrying obviously homosexual characters from popular culture, film and literature."... Sign in to see full entry.

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