The State Bore of Texas for Saturday, May 17, 2008

BORE EXLUSIVE: SHOCKER!!! BACK-TO-BACK BUSH WEDDINGS!! BUSH HITCHES UP WITH SAUDI MAN; PRESIDENT CELEBRATES CALI SUPREME COURT DECISION WITH MID-EAST NUPTUALS; OTHER FIRST LADY SAID TO BE DISTRAUGHT RYAD (State Bore News) -- In a stunning endorsement of the California Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex unions, President George W. Bush married an unidentified Saudi man today at The Oil Palace near Ryad. Although few details were available at press time, White House press spokesman Scooter... Sign in to see full entry.