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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Priest and The Taxi Driver

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven... A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had... Sign in to see full entry.

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Girlfriends

Girlfriends A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Bacon Tree

Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 4, 2010

John Wayne == Awesome

Beautifully done by the Duke himself! TURN ON YOUR SOUND. a Click on the letter a, then sit back and enjoy. You will love this. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 3, 2010

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Tough Shit Amigo

Tough Shit Amigo A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight... Sign in to see full entry.

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Alzheimer's COLOR TEST

Alzheimer's COLOR TEST Must concentrate with NO interruptions. Fun and challenging. More difficult than you might think! Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease... It took me 2 times before I could finally... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Out of the mouths

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the second half. It's hard to believe that these were actually done by 1 st graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

hillbilly farmer

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife... Sign in to see full entry.

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