Lady Ghost's Poetry

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

They're baaaaaccccckk! LOL.

There once was a man named Dan Who drove in his wife’s minivan He worked for the Army Was quiet and charming And drank Coors Lite beer in a can There once was a woman named Kim She was blonde and sometimes a bit dim Her dog was named Duke He cat often puked And Kim spent lots of time at the gym Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 4, 2009

You Were There

You Were There Ah, your face On my eyelids it’s traced Your sexy smile I hadn’t seen for a while You were there When I was fearful Your wit and your charm Made me cheerful Hadn’t seen you for so long Was afraid it would go wrong I was sick and so scared Your eyes told me you cared Into your arms I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

More Limericks -- tasteful ones this time, I promise!

Maria kept trying to quit smoking She was tired of coughing and choking She’d try and she’d try `cause she knew she could die And was tired of her husband’s fun poking There once was a boy named Zane He had a handsome blonde mane He often would shout Without any doubt That he could read the... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, by popular demand, they continue

There once was a man named Rick He really wasn’t too slick He was an asshole at heart I’m so glad we did part I just wish he wasn’t such a prick Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

And the limericks keep on coming! LOL

there once was cat nicknamed tubby he really was extremely chubby he often would nap right on my lap and beg me to rub his fat tummy Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 17, 2009

These are about my brother and sister-in-law... LOL

there once was a man named Peter he was large because he's a good eater he saw the girl of his dreams and now it would seem he'll do anything he can just to meet her there once was a girl named Staci her lifestyle was a bit racy she saw the man peter who wanted to meet her so she went out in... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

LOL - Here we go again!

there once was a man named dad who just always seemed ever so mad his daughter went loony on the night of full moony and that made her dad oh sad there once was a man named Mike his hair was so totally white drove his son-in-law nuts because he hated his guts so mike spent his days picking fights Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Okay, New Limericks

there once was a woman named mom she never was too very calm her daughter was crazy her son was just lazy so mom ran away off to Guam there once was a lady named Jackie she always had been very whacky made her daughter quite nuts but she didn't have the guts to tell Jackie she was way too quacky Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The last two silly limericks... for now, lol.

there once was a girl named sarah who brought her boys everywhere-a she's exceptionally bright shines bright like a light and occasionally drinks a sombrera there once was a woman named tina who gassed up her car at the Fina she blogged everyday walked far & away but for supper never ate weenas Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Two more limericks...

there once was a girl named maria who enjoyed a good bottle of sangria she got really drunk and fell out of her bunk then woke up with severe diarrhea there once was a girl named solitaire who drove her minivan everywhere she had two lovely girls a boy with no curls and always wore clean underwear Sign in to see full entry.

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