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Thursday, May 19, 2005

5/19/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human has developed a rather interesting problem - an itchy nose. No matter how long she scratches it, her nose still itches, and she is frustrated by this new development. I hope my interventions help her. My male human is doing just fine, thanks, with only minor stiffness typical for a man his... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

5/18/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am pleased to report that my human shows continuing signs of improvement. She is only having mild back pain, and only when she tries to cough or otherwise move in certain ways. My male human is also doing well. He is able to help my regular human with housework, particularly the heavy work my... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 16, 2005

5/16/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Now, it's my human that has the orthopedic problems. Her back is giving her grief; she won't even let me on her lap, she's in so much pain. Fortunately, she is doing something about it, so I'm not too worried. My male human continues to improve, although he complained of a sore hip today. He's on... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

5/15/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My humans are doing well today. My male human seems to have regained some flexibility in his previously immobile right arm. He has also allowed me to provide him with feline nursing care; my idiot brother Michael has actually turned out to have some usefulness as my assistant, keeping an eye on my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

5/14/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My male human is doing much better today. He is taking medication to relieve the pain in his elbow, and it is more flexible than it has been in quite some time. Also, he got a referral to another specialist, who will do blood work to firm up an accurate diagnosis. As I've said, his regular doctor... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 13, 2005

5/13/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am extremely worried about my male human. His elbow is bothering him very much. Fortunately, he has a doctor appointment today - this afternoon, as a matter of fact - just to have his joint problems looked into. His regular doctor is convinced that even those problems not directly attributable to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

5/12/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human had a restful night's sleep last night. So did my male human, although he is still in a fair amount of pain. I wish I could make it go away, but I can't, no matter how many times I pat him on the paw and say, "There, there." Other than that, there really isn't that much happening around... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

5/11/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today, my human did absolutely nothing, which is a good thing - she was busy yesterday going to some concert or other. (Editor's note: We went to see U2 at the United Center last night.) Both of my humans needed the rest, as yesterday was an extremely stressful day. One of the kittens of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

5/10/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today, my human is more anxious than usual. I'm getting snapped at a lot. I don't like it because I can't deliver the high quality of nursing care I was trained to deliver when she's like this. Speaking of the humans in the family, they're going to go to a U2 concert tonight. Now, I have no idea... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 9, 2005

5/9/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is doing well today, although she did have a spell earlier today where she got short of breath. I was unable to help her, as she was already at the doctor's office. I have spent the majority of the day taking care of both my humans, as my male human is on vacation for the next two weeks. It... Sign in to see full entry.

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