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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

9/21/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am extremely worried about my human. She has been having something called gas pains all afternoon, causing her discomfort in her chest and other problems which were relieved when she did something called burping. I don't like the noise produced by all that burping, and she won't even let me on her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

9/20/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am at my wits' end with my human. I worry about her so much, yet she claims I am being a royal pest, calling me "pester puppy" (even though I am far from being a puppy) and other such names. Speaking of her clinical condition, she went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor wants her back in a week... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 19, 2005

9/19/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

The mother who had her kittens at the kitten shower is doing wonderfully. She is better-rested than she was when her kittens were first born, and they are well on their way to being box-trained. My human, however, is another story. She is extremely worried that my other human's boss will be mean to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

9/17/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human has a sore throat right now. She has a history of what humans call dysphagia - swallowing difficulty - and certain foods are very difficult for her to eat unless they are the consistency of applesauce. Well, she decided to eat an underripe pear and failed to chew it to said consistency, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 16, 2005

9/16/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human went missing again. I wish she'd stop going missing; I can't dictate my blog to her if she is not available to take dictation. I am doing well myself, although I am worried about my human. I have been spending extra time with her to make sure she's OK. That's about it for now. Thanks for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

9/13/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am extremely concerned about my human. She is very depressed over her problems. She is neither eating nor sleeping, and she has lost a great deal of weight. She is in a great deal of danger of losing even more weight, and I'm worried sick. Her problems are financial - she is having trouble paying... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

9/12/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I promised I'd write in more detail today. The problem is that I don't know what to write; my human says I've been a pest lately. She doesn't realize that I have to assess her clinical condiition every so often to make sure she's OK. I just wish I could say more; I'm sorry about that. Thanks for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

9/11/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's been a quiet day today. My human is feeling much better now that she is working on solving her problems. There isn't that much to say other than that. I'll have more detail tomorrow after we talk to some people. Thanks for reading this far. Yours truly, Garfield Peters, DFN, Class of 2005... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005

9/10/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I dropped in on my two mother friends yesterday, which is why I couldn't go into a lot of detail yesterday - I was in something of a rush to get there. The mother who delivered at the kitten shower is doing well. Her kittens are in the process of being trained to use the litter box - we train our... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 9, 2005

9/9/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is doing somewhat better, although she is worried about her problems as usual. I just wish I could alleviate those problems, but she pushes me away every time I try to help. I will provide an update on the two litters of kittens tomorrow. Right now isn't a good time. Thanks for reading this... Sign in to see full entry.

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