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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

4/5/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am extremely worried about my human. She feels she was released from going missing too soon, and she isn't eating. She's worn the same outfit for days on end and hasn't showered. Penny, on the other hand, is enjoying having a new feline sister to play with. She roughhouses with Ali regularly and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 3, 2006

4/3/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Last night's gossip session was a delight. It turns out that Penny has a new feline sister - Alison Marie, or Ali for short. What a delightful little kitten - well-behaved and very curious indeed. She sampled some of Penny's delicious tuna scones, right off my plate. Of course, after the debacle at... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 2, 2006

4/2/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

So far, my human seems to be doing well, although I have admittedly been taking excellent care of her. She still experiences moments of weakness, but that is to be expected. Tonight, it's Penny's turn to host the nip tea and gossip session. She promises that no idiot brother will come crashing... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 1, 2006

4/1/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is finally home after going missing for almost two months. I've been snuggling her all the time she's been home, insuring that she receives good and proper feline nursing care. No matter how hard humans try, they cannot deliver good feline nursing care because they're not felines. My male... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

03/30/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Just a short post today because I have a lot to do. The reason is that my male human told melast night that my missing owner is finally coming home on Saturday afternoon.I'm so excited and I have to get everything ready for her so that I can spend the next few days being super pesty and I want to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

03/29/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

If you remember yesterday I said that Penny and Pepper were coming over for a nip tea session last night. Well they did and we were having such a nice time gossiping and sipping when my idiot brother decided to barge in and spoil everything. He was so rude and rambunctious that he knocked over the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

03/28/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Just a short update today.Penny and Pepper are coming over tonight for a nip tea and gossip session tonight and my male human has a meeting with the people who are taking care of my missing owner tomorrow so I'll have some new news,maybe, on when she's coming back to me in the next few days.So... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 27, 2006

03/27/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Just a short post today to let you know that I'm back in my male human's good graces again.He and my human sister had a good visit with my missing human and my sister won at that Bingo thing again yesterday. That's about it for today. Thanks for reading this far. Yours truly, Garfield Peters, DFN,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

03/26/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I'm afraid that I'm not in my male owner's good graces this morning. I thought he wanted to be woken up at 4AM today so that he could take care of my needs and update my blog but he just wanted to sleep some more. He has so much to worry about that he doesn't sleep too much these days so I just made... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

03/25/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's a lazy morning today and I'm having my male owner update my notes while I snooze on the cat post in the front window. Every once and awhile an evil squirrel passes on the fence next to where we live. Since I'm not my idiot brother who would be yelling at it and meowing loudly I take no notice... Sign in to see full entry.

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