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Thursday, August 9, 2007

8/9/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human had problems using the litter box today. The carpet is a filthy mess from all this stomach upset, and my human is thinking of renting a carpet cleaner to tidy it up. Zeb is doing all right. In fact, he is enjoying pushing his lawjammies button for some kittens who had to be taken to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

8/8/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is tired today. She went someplace to apply for rental assistance,to make sure I have a secure place to live. Thankfully,she does care about us;I Don't want to end up back on the streets as I was when I was a kitten Zeb has been busy issuing lawjammies to naughty humans. Lawjammies are the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

8/7/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today it's hot and sticky. I dictated these notes to my human eariler, so I could take a nap in front of the fan. My human has developed litter box problems of her own; she cannot make it to the litter box in time. Therefore, all the sheets and towels are dirty. She plans on discussing this problem... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 6, 2007

8/6/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human decided not to go to the doctor today, for safety's sake. The last time she left the apartment, she tripped over the step on the way back in, and gave herself a nasty gash on the cheek. She is working on this problem in physical therapy. I will be seeing Zeb later today. It will be nice to... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

8/5/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have been one busy feline. What with working on my book and all, I just haven't stopped. I'm exhausted, and it's hot here in Chicagoland. I have been unable to contact Zeb through our mutual email list. The email just gets returned to me as undeliverable. I may need to contact him privately.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 3, 2007

8/3/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My regular human was surprised to see Ali come through the Tunnel to visit me. After a brief initial greeting of the humans in the apartment, she promptly went to play with my idiot brother Michael, the eternal kitten. There are just some days during which she has no patience for gossip or time for... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

8/2/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My regular human is busy trying to pay the rent. She does not want to be homeless any more than I do, and she is grateful for all the people who read this blog for the money it provides. I am currently working on a book using these Field Notes as a text. I do hope it sells well to the many cat... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

8/1/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today, it is my male human who concerns me. He says he has not used the litter box as frequently as he used to. Litter-box problems are common in diabetics like him, and my regular human is tempted to make an appointment with the doctor for him. She likes putting her foot down on occasion. I just... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

7/31/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human continues to concern me. She received a nasty gash trying to enter our apartment yesterday (which is why I couldn't write an entry then). There is a step - a very small step - at the entry to the apartment, and she can't even go that far without tripping. The gash itself produced an... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 27, 2007

7/27/2007 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is doing well today. She feels like helping me with a longer entry today. My friend Noosie had to have several teeth pulled and is on a special diet (his human servant says he is lapping it up as if it were being pulled off the shelves tomorrow). I'm grateful that the nursing services I... Sign in to see full entry.

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