PLAY FAIR OR TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME: VITAL INFORMATION FOR THE ELDERLY

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Monday, April 18, 2011

VITAL INFORMATION FOR THE ELDERLY

~~SENIORS TEXTING CODE~~ ATD=At The Doctors. BFF=Best Friend Fell. BTW=Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT=Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW=Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL=Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA=Got Heartburn Again. IMHO=Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO=Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR=On My Massage Recliner. OMSG =Oh My! Sorry... gas. ROFLACGU=Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL=Talk To You Louder Sign in to see full entry.

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