JUNK WHERE I FIND IT-SOMEBODY'S OPINION: COUNTRY BOB’S ETERNAL TRUTHS OF LIFE:

Friday, April 6, 2007

COUNTRY BOB’S ETERNAL TRUTHS OF LIFE:

1. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film. 2. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. 3. Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks. 4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 5. Once over the hill, you pick up speed. 6. Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it! 7. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist trade places. 8. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. 9. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.... Sign in to see full entry.

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