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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Coasties Are Back! Monday NIght! The Biggest Heroes Anywhere!

Best Show Title nominee, "Cape Disappointment." Sign in to see full entry.

Cape Hatteras Heroes Prepare to murder another Hurricane! Ice The Sinks!

Before you hit the road, load your sinks and creeks with ice. If Arthur wants to mess with you, you can hit him in the mouth, with ICE. Lots of Ice! Now! Arthur hates ice. Give the son of a bitch, lots of ice! Sign in to see full entry.

dinky gwb aims another HAARP/Sandy at Democratic East Coast

Keep ice melting in your sinks. You can fight off part of the storm, that way. Turn your water pipes into a purifying/cooling system. Save yourselves from dinky psycho gwb. His HAARP storms weaken significantly in the face of cold. He is firing Arthur at us. We can shove it up his ass, with enough melting ice in our sinks & creeks. Challenge all your neighbors to make and melt planet cooling ice... Save yourselves with cost-free ice. What you are doing is working, Right Now! See this on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Classic Terminator on OVATION Ch138 NOW!

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Top Rifleman episode ever, now on MeTV ch 137 - a Rattler in Luke's Sleep..

...in Luke's sleeping bag. CH 137 twc. NOW! Top episode? Sign in to see full entry.

Top Rifleman episode ever, now on MeTV ch 137

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Hey, Prez Obama, Are you Stupid? These PEW Polls are a rupert owned, lie!

If you actually "crunch" the election "numbers," you will find the repugs cheat. Democratic Election Security is already closing in on the absurdly sloppy Republican cheating. This time they will go to jail for their cheating. Repugs should remember, Federal election fraud will get you five to ten and a record, too. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Fuck You! dinky georgie bush. We are Watching you fire a HAARP...

...we are watching you fire another of your Sandy hurricanes up your peckerwood ass. This time America is watching you try to drown our progress, again. God is watching you try to kill us with your dinky carly rove nazism. I just know, the good guy God has got bush's bad guy god in for a real karma-balancing shock. Like God says in Conversations with God, " I invented humor!" I just think that God would make the repugs, face a funny finish! God predicts a 3-ring suicide for the repugs. Even... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Rifleman on MeTV Ch137 NOW

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I like this Buster Posey accomplishment! You had your leg crushed. Your rehab was a miracle. You came back to a championship. We noticed that you changed baseball law for the safer. You protected people from injury with your determination. Your clarity! Congratulations, Mister Posey! Thanks for the "Rings!" And "the story!" Sign in to see full entry.

Isis or whatever those creeps are calling themselves now, IS dinky gwb

gwb is still trying to defeat Prez Obama. gwb's CIA would kill me if they thought they could get away with it. If they thought I wouldn't follow them... Sign in to see full entry.

dinky gwbush continues to burn Yosemite with his HAARP ion guns

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Ass Hole, dinky georgie bush! All of Progressive Law Enforcement is...

...watching you, dinky georgie bush. They are viewing and recording all your murder attempts, dinky georgie bush. Maybe they will electrocute your scrawny, wrinkled ass. That would be really ironic. Huh, dinky, puny gwb...You love to create ironic death, huh, dinky crawford boy? The creep whose state holds the record for the most electrocutions is dinky gwb's, Texas. They can see how you destroyed our weather by googling, "Atlantic animated infrared image." The red on these 24/7 infrared images,... Sign in to see full entry.

dinky georgie bush tries to kill planet earth with HAARP, NOW!

Screw you in hell, saggy, dinky gwb! Pay your karma, georgie! That alone will put you in your nastiest hell, huh, dinky georgie bush?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Hey Cape Hatteras, Looks like you'll have to save us again. Melt ice in...

All sinks. Chill all pipes. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey MeTV, Your Picture Looks Like Shit! You're Botching Kotter!

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Something Big Happening on Rachel Maddow NOW! CH34 NOW!

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Hey, Detroit! Gov Gun at Head? Fart on the Punks! All Day & Night Long!

Then chant these words into infinity! "If you smell it, you taste it. If you taste it, you eat it!..." Sign in to see full entry.

Is dinky georgie bush, Hitler Reincarnate? Well Are You dinky gwb???

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Ice your sinks! dinky gwb is trying to hit you with another Sandy. gwb...

...HAARP hurricane! Make all east coast waters, chilly. Save yourselves with melting ice. Google "Atlantic animated infrared image." The red being fired from western Africa, to Brazil, to central America, against America is suspicious as hell. Keep plenty of ice, melting in your sinks. Keep a close eye on "Animated Atlantic infrared image." Sign in to see full entry.

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