Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Puig Looked Hungover To Me! ZERO Homers for 'the dodger pig.'

Looks like too much all-star partying for the young, LA dodger, screw-up. Sign in to see full entry.

Cespedas Looks Like Cepeda! A Pair of Bay Area, Hall-of-Famers!

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Monday, July 14, 2014

Best TV? iCarly reruns are back. NIK Ch 56. NOW!

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Greatest Film Ever? "The Fugitive"? On AMC Ch 46. NOW! Ch 46

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Hey Hopewell! Are you tired of dinky gwb firing HAARP Storms at your homes?

Stop him! Sit on his ferret face! Fart in his in his nose. Nauseate him into the next world. What do you think, Dinky georgie? Millions of brown and black anusses, georgie. bustin' spiritual "wind" in your slave plantation-style tacos. Huh, dinky georgie/hitler? Breathe deep, dinky georgie! Breathe deeply through your nose, dinky georgie. "If you smell it you taste it! If you taste it, you eat it," will be Democratic Election Security's eternal chant in your front yard, dinky gwb. It will be pay... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, dinky gwb are our pros correct in believing you are hiding a stolen...

So how does dinky, dickless gwb, hide a militarily armed "airliner?" Not very well, so far. He tried to hide his stolen "airliner" behind another airliner. See the radar... Now, everyone is looking at your lame-ass effort to hide the stolen Nuclear Bomber /airliner. Look at the situation, dinky georgie bush. Your sorry, spotted crawford ass, is busted in advance, dinky georgie... How does a stinking peckerwood, look in stripes? Dinky georgie bush..? How do you look in stripes, dinky crawford... Sign in to see full entry.

Posey Shoves All-Star Snub up Selectors' Respective, Spotted, Asses

The 13th was the two-year anniversary of Buster's 500-ft homer in Milwaukee. As good a day as any for Posey and Bumgarner to Slam in the same game. Sign in to see full entry.

Buster & Mad Bum Make Major Baseball History. 1st "battery" to slam in...

First pitcher, catcher teammates to crush grandslams in the same game. Think about that. First in more than a hundred years of baseball. Congratulations to Posey and Bumgarner... I just predicted that one. Didn't I? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Sorry-ass georgie bush will destroy Prez Obama & his people if he doesn't..

Bush will murder Prez Obama and his nation. Including me! If Prez Obama doesn't watch "BushCheneyRoveGingrich" like a cat watches a rat, he will lose his game to dinky idiot georgie bush. How will that do for your epitaph, Prez Obama? He was tricked out of our survival by a drunken crawford, texas, moron... Sign in to see full entry.

Buster Posey's Time of Year. Pitcher's Arms Hurt. Buster Feasts on Pain!

Have you noticed how Posey's average shoots up at season's end? Have you ever really thrown a baseball. Felt the punishment in your tendons and bones? It's mid-season. Now the pitchers are feeling the pain. And The best line drive hitter imaginable, Buster Posey, will be "rested" and waiting for them. Sign in to see full entry.

Luck and Gerhart Beat Oregon in Stanford's Biggest Win now on ch 246 Pac

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Saturday, July 12, 2014

"Terminator" on Ovation Ch138 twc NOW

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Hey, Bay Area Sports! Congrats on being Best "Area" in World!

Warriors looking like the old Boston Celtics. The A's looking like the A's team that won three in a row. The Niners able to beat anything but the Seahawks Boeing made Sound guns. The Giants have "Mr. Ethics Himself," Buster Posey. He makes us "the good guys," every night! Congrats to Bay Area Sports. And Stanford has been the NCAA's best athletic department for the past 20 years. Amazing! Google "Directors Cup," for proof. Sign in to see full entry.

Great "Wanted Dead or Alive" on now MeTV Ch137 NOW!

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Life Alert Ad With The Old Lady Crying at the Bottom of Stairs Sucks, gwb!

Hey, dinky georgie? You've got to kill us before "we" get wise to you. Huh, dinky georgie? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Nastiest Bad Guy Ever? NOW on TVLAND! Ch114 twc

Now Ch 114. Now! This bad guy is horrifying! You will recognize him right away. He tests your spirit. If you spit on him its okay, but you've got to get in line! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Keep the ice coming. dinky gwb is trying to hit you with a Houston HAARP..

...hurricane! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Chris Matthews, It's just dinky gwb & rove Falsifying "pew" Polling

Literally! Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Dallas! Congrats on FEEDING THE BABIES! God is Very...

...Proud of YOU! And the babies say thank you for the pablum!" Then they say a polite, "burp!" Sign in to see full entry.

Democrats 39% Republicans 13% Another Ass-Kicking for Dinky gwb-repugs..

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