Jeff's Jots

Every time I hear someone say that life is hard, I'm tempted to say Compared to what? Sign in to see full entry.

Experts There sure are a lot of them. A lot of people who claim to be experts anyway. Should we trust experts? After all they are experts. They know more about their area of expertise than we do. They have knowledge and information that we don't have. But I wonder. Meteorologists are experts yet... Sign in to see full entry.

I have this bad habit of doing the right thing I have to stop. It's getting me in trouble. I had to take a sick day today. Only I don't have any sick days so I have to take a day without pay. I was so upset last night that my supervisor was so angry at me yesterday that I couldn't sleep. So I had to... Sign in to see full entry.

My supervisor was even angrier than she usually is. It took me half a day to figure out why. Seems she got a call from the policy specialist. The same one I called a little while earlier, to ask for clarification on a policy. The information I got from the policy specialist was different than the... Sign in to see full entry.

I would say he's incompetent. But that would be excessively generous. Incompetent people do their jobs badly. But at least they do them. This fellow couldn't possibly do his job badly. You can't do something badly when you don't do it at all. His name is Gerald Stansbury. I'm telling you his name to... Sign in to see full entry.

The automobile industry is the sleaziest business there is. They assume we have all the intelligence of George W. Bush and treat us accordingly. $500 rebate. Yeah right. They just add $1,000 to the price of the car. 0% financing. You're kidding right? No reputable business would lend money at 0%... Sign in to see full entry.

The phrase "back to school" should never be uttered before August 1. Sign in to see full entry.

Ever had deep fun? Sure you have But just what is deep fun? Deep fun is fun that lingers so you still feel like you're having fun even after the fun activity is over. Deep fun is most often had as a result of something you don't do very often. If you go dancing only every now and then, it's more... Sign in to see full entry.

Why do people go to the beach to enjoy the sun---and then put up an umbrella to block the sun? Sign in to see full entry.

I think it's okay for gays to marry. I figure who someone else chooses to marry is none of my business unless they're marrying me. Sign in to see full entry.