Jeff's Jots

I think the way we make fun of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and other celebrities is based on jealousy. Sure Paris and Britney have done some stupid things but we all do stupid things.(I'll admit Paris driving under the influence wasn't too cool) The differences is that the rest of us don't have... Sign in to see full entry.

I was lamenting the lack selection in the vending machine at work. Then I decided to count them. There were 27 different snacks in the machine I think I may be a bit spoiled. Sign in to see full entry.

I've always said that I hated winter, but it kept coming every year anyway. So now I've decided that I love winter. Why not? Sign in to see full entry.

My ideal wife would be a woman with multiple personality disorder. I like variety. Sign in to see full entry.

I'm so happy I feel sorry for anyone who isn't me. Sign in to see full entry.

I originally posted this on December 27, 2003. I'm reposting it in honor of Veteran's Day I'm going to get myself in trouble with this one, but what the heck. Life gets pretty dull if you don't get in a little trouble now and then. I think it's time that we stop putting soldiers on a pedestal and... Sign in to see full entry.

Nothing you do can harm you--as long as you do it joyfully. Sign in to see full entry.

Looks like blogit has moved Name that Tune from "music" to members games. I didn't know they did that, moved stuff around. Oh well I guess it fits in just as well in members games. Just a bit surprized is all. Sign in to see full entry.

The gave me a certificate yesterday honoring my ten years of faithful service to the State of Maryland. I didn't realize I was providing FAITHFUL service. I thought I was providing just plain old regular service. If I knew I had been providing FAITHFUL service, I would have asked for more money. Sign in to see full entry.

I'm the most selfish person I know. I'm the most selfish person in the world. I'm the most selfish person there could possibly be. Everything I do is for me. No one else but me. If I pay someone a compliment it's to make me feel good. If I donate money to a charity, it's not to help the charity it's... Sign in to see full entry.