Jeff's Jots

African-American women have the prettiest smiles. It's the contrast between the white teeth and the dark skin that does it. Sign in to see full entry.

Why is it an insult to call someone a clown? Isn't a clown a good thing? Sign in to see full entry.

I was constipated but I'm okay now. Everything came out all right in the end. Sign in to see full entry.

What's the point? Why am I here? A couple cute girls walk by Oh Yeah Sign in to see full entry.

Like any straight male, I enjoy looking at breasts. I even enjoy looking at breasts on TV. They're two dimensional but at least they're real breasts. The other day I caught myself looking a the breast of a cartoon character in the comics section of the newspaper A drawing of a breast I think I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

I enjoy the pictures in Playboy, but they don't get me aroused Sign in to see full entry.

Everything I do is for the purpose of making myself feel good. I never do anything for any other reason. Sign in to see full entry.

Dear Chris You are one of my favorite comedians. Well you used to be anyhow. The last couple of times I've seen you on TV your act was dotted with "four-letter words" You used so many dirty words, that I couldn't find the punchline. I don't mind swear words if they're part of the joke. But you acted... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't care what spellcheck says. I can spell surprize with a z if I want to. Sign in to see full entry.

We're awfully confused about "four letter words" It used to be all naughty words were created equal. Somewhere along the way someone decided that d*mn and h*ll were kinda sorta okay but sh*t and f*ck were still no-nos. We don't seem to know what to do about *ss and b*tch probably because they're not... Sign in to see full entry.