LET’S TRY TO KEEP THE COFFEE FROM SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR NOSE THIS TIME, SHALL WE? I know it’s Monday. Don’t be sullen. It’s not as bad as it seems. Hopefully these’ll get ya going... * Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker’s man Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Pat it and prick it and mark it with a ‘B,’... Sign in to see full entry.