Brain Cake

At least I didn't drink that much. I made a 12 pack of PBR last a whole week. Just kidding. I went to a nice coastal location this week for one day and drank tons of good alcohol. Lots of Guiness on Draft and Jack Daniels. These bars even had Red Bull on tap! My favorite beers... 1. Miller Lite 2.... Sign in to see full entry.

Go Me! At an all impressive speed of 75 miles an hour in my 100 horsepower '93 4 banger go dumb ass go! Sign in to see full entry.

Fuzzy little freaking dog anus, they fart! Put my lighter to his balls and watch the fireworks fly. Yip Yip Yip!!!! It stinks like a mother fucker when them dudes blow ass! No dogs were harmed in the writing of this post! I don't own a dog. Sign in to see full entry.

The little Blue Bomber has one hell a cannon for an arm. How else could he defeat mother fuckers like Heat Man, Cut Man, Quick Man, Metal Man, Snake Man and so on and so on and so on and so on. And So On. He must work out. Sign in to see full entry.

I'm sorry but tonight I must rant and rave about nothing really important. Obviously I drink to much, which is the case right now. I love beer and I am on vacation! A whole week away from work, nice. I spend 50+ hours a week managing my oil change center, not to mention the time I take to open and... Sign in to see full entry.

Like Die Hard 2 (good movie), that guy was naked doing some Kung Fu. I try that, I never took lessons but at least it's a little bit of moving around, probably burned a good 100 calories. Like sweating to the oldies in my undies Bruce Lee style. Also I did two pull-ups on my daughters swing set... Sign in to see full entry.

Some one was offended by my last post to this Blog. I did not meen for that to happen. To be honest with you I am not so sure why this person was so offended. They stated that I stole his or her idea for a screen name. This person also went as far as to say I was conceited and an alcoholic. I agree... Sign in to see full entry.

I know that I am out of shape when I can do more push-ups just because my wee wee is erect. (If you know what I mean) than if I'm actully trying to work out I know that I am out of shape when I become exhausted from mowing my lawn. (riding mower) I know that I am out of shape when I can bench press... Sign in to see full entry.

I could crush a beer can with my ass. I will do the bionic double butt platapus manouver upon that empty can. I am kind of hot though. My wife thinks so. I am blue eyed boy. Shaved head brown stubble on my melon. About 5'10" and have the cutest dimples ever. They would make you melt. 23 years old... Sign in to see full entry.

When I first me my wife she gave me quite a Pokemon. I stared at her Jigglypuffs. The Jiggly Puff was quite overwhelming and the Pokeman was growing stonger. Purple veiny Pokemon you thrust into the Pikachu and delivered a little wonder of the world Sign in to see full entry.