Brain Cake

Lately I have been blessed with visits from wonderful friends. I have no friends that I have known for more than seven years. My father is retired military, because of this I was born in Weispoden Germany. We left when I was only eight months old. We moved to Ohio, Florida and then back to Ohio. We... Sign in to see full entry.

Sick! Sick! My cat keeps drinking the blue water from the toilet. We put one of those blue flush things in it to make the toilet water look nicer. He is getting sick I think. We have been trying to keep the lid on the toilet down so he will not drink the water. He seems to find a way. I keep... Sign in to see full entry.

Yeah I'm a dickhead! I went off on Ariala in a comment and should not have done that. I feel bad for this now. I do feel that the comment has a lot of truth to it. None the less I am Sorry! Maybe I oughta leave town, pack up the bags and ride the horse into the sunset. NAH! HA HA! My Posts SUCK! But... Sign in to see full entry.

I love my daughter very, very much. I hope to be the best father in the world. My wife Death-Card and I started early. We have been married for over 3 years and I am going to be 24 on Oct. 3, she will be 23 on Oct. 15, and our daughter will be 3 on Oct. 18. Three Libras. I hope to be a good example... Sign in to see full entry.

I wish I had My long hair again. I am getting to thin on the head to grow it back. I got a DUI when I was 18. I was still living at home and my dad made me cut my hair. I let it grow for almost 4 years. It was getting nice and long, half down my back in length. All my friends called me Hippie. No... Sign in to see full entry.

I just feel like the Devil tonight. I don't know why exactly that is. I had a shitty day just like everyone else. Really today was just plain blah. Same old crap that happens everyday was today's agenda. Wake up at 6:45 leave the house at 7:20. Arrive at work and open the store, whoo hoo, another... Sign in to see full entry.

Such a long time to be alive, 8741 days. I feel like at has to have been more that that. Have you ever sat down and figured out how many day old you are? Weird isn't it? My dad is over 20,000 days old! Wise man that he is. If You lived to 100 years you would be (of course) 36,500 days old.... Sign in to see full entry.

Richard Simmons would win! This makes no sense and Chuck Norris still curiously resembles King Kong. Sign in to see full entry.

He looks like a wacky little ape man. He does, go ahead laugh its alright it's funny. Little Chuck Monkey Norris. Little Donkey Norris Kong. You Can Do It!!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

????????????????? Yeah I'm not all here or over there. Read Enigmatic Static. Please, don't make me beg. Sign in to see full entry.