Dragon Theology

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Sunday, April 29, 2018

I Knew a Dragon Manicurist

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dragons see the world as neither friendly nor unfriendly

Quote "Strive to live content in the midst of those things that cause your discontent. Free your mind from all that troubles you, God will take care of things. You will be unable to make haste in this [choice] without, so to speak, grieving the heart of God, because he sees that you do not honor him... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Dragon Etiquette

Etiquette Dragons love silver better than dew, Dragons love rubies better than you, Dragons love lamb better than honey, And if you offer them love or money, They'll take the money. So don't pilfer silver from dragons you know, Or they'll track you down wherever you go. Don't mess around with there... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

How I met the Last Dragon Manicurist

I was sitting at a coffee house, drinking a cup-o-jo and smoking a sacred tobacco offering. This dude sits down nex to me with a silly-ass grin on his face: Conversation ensued. Before long he was looking me right in the eye and reciting poetry that he had written. Then he hands me a copy of his... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Boosted

Boosted My dragon don't love me, Not anymore, She threw all of my clothes out the back door. She said, “Get out of this cave, you louse! You rotter! I'm changing the lock, and removing the knocker!” And then she flamed on, So what could I do? I hauled my rump out And moved in with you. All rights... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Dragons and Faith

Dragons invented the state of Missouri. Thay say, " Show me!" But, they are not limited to believing only what they see because Dragons know that too often we can see only what we can believe. Want to learn more about Dragons? Go to the Source: Domenic diCiacca Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Dragons Honor Friendship Above All

"Doing Dragon nails is an honored profession to those who seek to document and understand Dragon Culture." - Domenic diCiacca, Author, Illustrator, Poet, and Master of Dragon Culture Purchase a Copy of Dragon Stew So I asked my friend, Domenic about how Dragon's thought about friendship. Here of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Dragons Speak of Love and Sex

AH the sweet scent of Love. It is the deepest need of all Dragons. Therefore, Dragons rarely distinguish between sex and love. When you think about it, why should there be a distinction? Wouldn't it be wonderful if we loved deeply, and still, everyone we ever had sex with? For a Dragon, a sexual... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Dragons Speak of War

Dragons don't take shit from anybody, including other Dragons. Their holy scriptures include this commandment: Thou shall not kill in vain. From birth to adulthood, Dragons are trained and nurtured to live out the truth: Do right or die. It is a harsh but simple rule of life, that guides each... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 1, 2007

What a find!!!

To have discovered the last of 7 generations of Dragon Manicurists... what a find! His revelations about the culture of this advanced species is sometimes funny, sometimes explosive, always insightful. You can meet the Manicurist yourself at http://dragonstew.us Return often as I reveal and discuss... Sign in to see full entry.

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