Why I'd Be Pissed If I Were A Midget
You have a hard enough time getting a job the rest of the year, and you're kind of banking on the sure-fire elf gig at Christmas time. But, low and behold, some slightly shorter-than-not-tall person lands the job as Santa's almost-little helper. I mean there's not a plethora of little people jobs... Sign in to see full entry.