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Melody!
Little Caesar with a Napoleon complex. Pizza! Pizza! You're a lucky lady, to be working with Little Caesar and Mr. Mugu. Where the shorties at?!!MUAH!!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 11:00 AM
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UsualSuspect
pleading the 5th, eh? Very wise. Thanks for stopping in.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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Blanche
me neither, but I still think the Umpa Lumpas could beat the shit out of the Munchkins.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:38 AM
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Nanaroo
on the other hand, midgets have the worst view in a crowded elevator.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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Libertine
when midgets organize a special-interest group, I imagine I'll have to adjust my material. But, until then, screw them and the Amish!!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:34 AM
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NewYorker
midget-tossing is scheduled to be in the X-Games next year. And it reflects poorly on the French if they think midgets are beneath them.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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Layla
And you're too kind. Thanks for taking a peek.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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There's a midget that knows where he stands
I know a height challenged person and surprisingly, he happens to have a very good attitude. He is known as
Little Caesar. I don't know where he got this nickname from, nevertheless, he has good self-esteem. He stands on his tippy toes in front of my desk to converse with me and stares at his reflection on my mirrored glazed coffee mug.
MUAH - Mel
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 5:57 AM
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<Speechless>
And trust me...that ain't easy to do....lol!
posted by
UsualSuspect
on November 29, 2005 at 5:53 AM
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Good to know, Darkride. Ive always had a suspicion that things were not all that on the up and up in that furrin country there.
posted by
Blanche.
on November 28, 2005 at 6:37 PM
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Blanche
You should stay out of the south of France then. Since they outlawed midget tossing they now rove the streets in gangs bitting ankles and bashing kneecaps. Very, very nasty!
posted by
Darkride
on November 28, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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Cunninglinguist,
Another good gig would be a re-make of the Wizard of Oz. Those midgets sure looked happy, but I wouldn't want to meet one or a pack in a dark alley.
posted by
Blanche.
on November 28, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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little people make great waiters
We had a little person waiter once and he was just great- eye level with us because we were seated at the table-- seemed friendlier than having to look up at a waiter.
posted by
Nanaroo
on November 28, 2005 at 3:48 PM
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You're so un-PC. I love it!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on November 28, 2005 at 3:44 PM
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Fact:
midget tossing is against the law in the south of France.
posted by
NewYorker_in_Sicily
on November 28, 2005 at 3:33 PM
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LOL, Cunning!
I got nuthin' else to say.
You are TOO funny...!
~LB~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on November 28, 2005 at 3:16 PM
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Darkride
lol you'd better eat your Wheaties! Who gets the points? The tosser or the tossie? 'Tossing the midget' sounds like a kind way of saying 'floggin' the flesh fire hydrant.' I'm going to crack up the next time I see a midget wearing the Velcro.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:44 PM
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Ben
Disney is a evil, though. So midgets would be selling out and selling themselves short. Thanks for the clicks, Ben. I'll return the favor.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:41 PM
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Actually
All midgets have a fall back if they want to go to Spain. MIDGET TOSSING! Saw it first hand! Midgets dress in velcro and drunk patrons fling them at a velcro covered wall! The higher you throw, the more points! It is better than Darts!
posted by
Darkride
on November 28, 2005 at 1:37 PM
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They could try finding jobs with Disneyland's Snow White's dwarfs.
I'm clicking on your money link again and will continue as long as I'm online. My link is at my Blog Link list.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 28, 2005 at 1:34 PM
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Jojo
They are BRILLIANT readers who come here for the lowbrow commoner comedy, to see how the other half live. The other half being midgets, of course.
And you yourself are among the best and brightest. Welcome to my sideshow.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:07 PM
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TIMMYTALES
It was really just a short story, but thanks.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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MayB
Come here anytime you want to see 'little' talent. :-)
good to see you.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:01 PM
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BlackCat
I'm sure I would pick on anybody's shortcomings regardless of what they were. (Shortcomings?)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 1:00 PM
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Activist
I'm never any kind of correct, never mind politically. I pick on the vertically impaired because, let's face it, I can beat them up. :-)
Thanks for the visit.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 12:57 PM
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Look at all these clever comments Cunning
You have smart readers! Cute post.
posted by
jojostar
on November 28, 2005 at 11:41 AM
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cunning
This post is nothing short of hilarious
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on November 28, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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Small post, big fun!
posted by
Azur
on November 28, 2005 at 11:06 AM
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LOL... but would you rather be a giant person?
posted by
-blackcat
on November 28, 2005 at 11:04 AM
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Cunning...
Short people? The politically correct term for them is "directionally challenged ." Loved your post.
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on November 28, 2005 at 11:00 AM
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Masky
good money -- is there any other kind? Sounds like a fun project to do too. I like doing things like that also, but if I add anything more to my hard drive she's going down like Madonna after a couple drinks, or like a pissed off midget :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 10:54 AM
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I just had an image of an angry elf running for my girly parts. LMAO
I'm okay. How are you? I was so busy this weekend that I don't think I blogged after Friday...maybe a minute or two Saturday morning. I take old photos, new photos, and video clips and turn them into movies with music in the background. I just finished up a project for a women who wants to give her daughter and her sisters movies for x-mas. I made some moolah, Cunning! Good money!
posted by
Masky
on November 28, 2005 at 10:50 AM
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Masky!
you don't want to have people angry with you at crotch level. How is ya?!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 28, 2005 at 10:46 AM
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Cunning
....Disgruntled elves...NOT GOOD!
posted by
Masky
on November 28, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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