The Thoughts of Chairman Johnnie

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Thursday, November 3, 2005

your flies undone coz the Prime Minister says

How much more fun can I have before my tummy explodes!? It's the oldest trick in the book. "Hey look your flies undone?!! Hey look, over there, TERRORISTS!" So then they look and stupid old fatty runs off like a dog chasing a bone and what do I do? Hahahaha! I get all the stuff about industrial... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

i'm in power and there's nothing to debate

Oh Boy I had a great day at parliament today! It was so much fun coz I'm giving the bosses all the power and I'm gunna do it straight away and I'm not giving anyone time to get all sooky and debate it in parliament and there's NOTHING anyone can do it about it. Anyway old fatty couldn't debate it... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 31, 2005

new political game show

This afternoon I was telling my secretary, Miss Fiscalfivecents, a great idea that I've got for a TV show. I call it "You've Been BlackListed!" It's going to star all the sookiest, silliest creative people being rounded up to be questioned in front of a special televised hearing. The fun is going to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

my new national anthem

It's a yucky old rainy day here today so I've just been listening to a lovely cd that the Ladies Auxiliary recorded. Can you believe they even made a song especially about me. It's so cool. It's sung to the tune of Rule Britannia and I'm thinking we might make it the national anthem: Chairman... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm a magic man

I admit it's been a messy week. First of all I had to go up to Papua New Guinea for a silly old meeting. It was hard going finding a good cuppa tea up there. My missus said, "Never mind lovey dovey we'll be home again soon," then she bounced me on her knee and made me giggle. The silly old... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

my surplus, my precious

My missus told me off this afternoon coz I was splashing around in the surplus. "Now Johnnie," she said, "you know we've got that money saved up for a very important time." But I just kept jumping up and down on the bed with all the money and yelling out it's mine, it's mine.....my precious. My... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

don't mess with my shoot to kill policy

Well today hasn't brought any surprises. A man tries to bring in a good old fashion "shoot first and ask questions later" policy, a good hard "lock em up and find out if they're guilty or not next decade" policy and the stupid head ex-prime ministers and high court judges get all cry baby about it.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 24, 2005

give me back my budgie

The stinky secret service men took away my budgie, Mr. Menzies, last night. They said he was a threat to national security coz he might catch the bird flu virus then pass it on to me. Stupid heads! I told them, "Hey I'm the Prime Minister. I say whose a threat to national security now give me back... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

playing with me best mate

Right now I'm sitting on the verandah sipping a lovely cuppa. My best mate George was on the phone to me last week. He's such a bonza bloke. Last time I went over to his place he gave me a Stetson Hat. It was a beauty. I wanted to play backyard cricket but he said he didn't know how to play that... Sign in to see full entry.

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