JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

kids are too funny...

Have you noticed that children sometimes try to be helpful, but it makes your life more complicated? I heard a story about a mother who was sick with the flu. Her darling daughter wanted to be a good nurse. She fluffed the pillows and brought a magazine for her mother to read. And then she showed up... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

oh dear...are YOU going to give up sex?

A woman came into the sci-fi chat room that I was in. She said she just couldn't bring herself to watch sci-fi ever since Gene Roddenberry died. So I said, "So if like, Dr. Ruth dies, are you going to give up sex?" ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

time to harvest new crop...

F eeling melancholy and maybe some sadness over less days of blue sky...? A nxious about the coming year...? L earning to forget what's past...? L eaves are falling...summer is left behind....once again... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

how about a WEATHER strip?!!!!

With fall here now I know winter isn't far behind. Studying the weather, I've come to realize that all of our cold air comes from Canada. Speaking as an engineer, I wonder why no one has ever thought to weather-strip the damn border. ~ courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 9, 2006

talkin' about a klepto...

Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit." "Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked. "For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

what would you do if you were me?

Carpenter ants are invading my apartment. I keep food closed up, vacuum and keep everything as neat as I can with a 3 year old daughter. I was seeing ants outside all summer and not really worrying about them since they weren't coming in the house....well, now I am FREAKING OUT. My husband and I... Sign in to see full entry.

car wreck vs. plane crash..you decide...

We've all heard the stat it's safer to fly in a plane than to drive in a car. What about the stat that says it's safer to CRASH in a car than it is in a plane?! You get in a car wreck, people say, "Was anyone hurt?" You get in a plane wreck, people say, "Was anyone RECOGNIZABLE?" --Brad Stine... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 3, 2006

the lucky 'n' lush...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad.... I... Sign in to see full entry.

those dirty bachelors...!!

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

guess this makes me CRAZY!

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

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