JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

OFFICE JOKE OF THE DAY

An old occupation What happens when people of different occupations get old. - Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under. - Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate. - Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey. - Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...... Sign in to see full entry.

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Good day to you, friends!

Has anyone asked how you are doing today? I hope everyone is having a great day. And to all my readers, I just wanted to send out a great big thank you! for supporting my blog! Sign in to see full entry.

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TRUE MEANING OF COLORS....?

What is your favorite color? A person's favorite color can really tell one something. For instance, green is one of my favorites - I apparently have a knack for a fresh/innocent approach to sex and I am also a creative person in general...Interesting, huh? Let me know what your favorite color is and... Sign in to see full entry.

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anyone ever try this?

10 excuses or "legitimate reasons" to get out of dinner at the in-laws (let's see if you can add any...) 1. case of extreme indigestion. 2. free tickets to dinner theater 3. inability to sit still at table due to caffeine overload 4. too nice out to be cooped up in a house full of heavy breathers.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

ANOTHER BLOG ADDICT AT WORK

I get up in the morning. I hurry to turn on my computer. QUICK. www.blogit.com is typed in. I sign on to the site, eager to see how many and which bloggers have visited while I was sleeping for the night. 'WOW, THAT'S IT?!' or 'WOW! A little more for a change!' are common thoughts. What is my... Sign in to see full entry.

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ERNIE'S AGONY AND THE CASE OF CARAMELLOS

Ernie had just finished polishing off a whole case of caramellos, when suddenly, he felt a sharp urge to run to the porcelain pot. 'I just don't understand,' he thought to himself 30 minutes later. 'I only ate 100 of them, not 200 like the last time. The last time everything came out in 15 minutes.'... Sign in to see full entry.

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Kids really do say the funniest things, I have to say! Just a few good ones my little girl Caitlin (who will be 3 in a couple weeks!) has said to me lately: While I am sitting eating dinner: "NO! I told you, you're going for a time-out! You're gonna sit down, and then you're going to cry and I'll... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 27, 2006

SHOW ME SOME BOO-TAE...

GET UP & SHAKE YOUR BOOO-TAE... STAND UP & SHAKE YOUR BOOO-TAE... SHAKE IT LIKE CHEWBACCA... WHO LOVES HIS MARRACA, GET UP & GROOVE YOUR HINEY, DON'T YOU EVER WHINE-AEN... STAND UP & GROOVE YOUR HINEY, AND UH-STOP YOUR WHINE-AEN GET OVER HERE & GRIND MAE... STAND UP & GRIND MAE... LIKE A SEXY LITTLE... Sign in to see full entry.

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THINGS PEOPLE SAY & WHAT I THINK

You look like you're losing weight now. Was I gaining it before? You look very nice today. Didn't I look good yesterday too? Wow, you really are getting skinny! As opposed to fat? Are you sick? (after hearing me sniffle once) Wow, what a nice greeting that was.(not.) Anyone else interpret things... Sign in to see full entry.

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GOMEDOME INTRODUCES PHOTO POSTING FOR DUMMIES...

gomedome has posted a very helpful entry about how to post a photo in your blog...look up gomedome and check it out!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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