ERNIE'S AGONY AND THE CASE OF CARAMELLOS
Ernie had just finished polishing off a whole case of caramellos, when suddenly, he felt a sharp urge to run to the porcelain pot. 'I just don't understand,' he thought to himself 30 minutes later. 'I only ate 100 of them, not 200 like the last time. The last time everything came out in 15 minutes.'... Sign in to see full entry.