It's already Mar 17 in some places... so here we go--
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ______________________________ ______________________________ ________ Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal,... Sign in to see full entry.