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Friday, April 15, 2005

Job Application OOPS Answer (Employment Humor)

Job Application OOPS Answer (Employment Humor) An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he checked off, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered YES to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." ======================================================== For serious job, career, employment and resume advice, see my blog, Frank Talk on Careers:... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 4, 2005

"Dear Hiring Manager" (Employment and Career Humor)

Dear Hiring Manager, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's' outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Good Part about Being Fired! (Career and Employment Humor)

The Good Part about Being Fired! (Career and Employment Humor) A man walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that." "Hey!" says the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 28, 2005

CORPORATE TALK: EMPLOYMENT RECRUITMENT BROCHURES DECIPHERED (Career Humor)

CORPORATE TALK: EMPLOYMENT RECRUITMENT BROCHURES DECIPHERED Finally! Figure out what those slick and glossy employment recruiting brochures from companies really mean. Understand what employment at the company will REALLY mean for the quality of your professional career moves. ****************** "JOIN OUR FAST -PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers. "IMMEDIATE OPENING" The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Famous Peoples' Next Job Interview (Career and Job Humor)

Famous Peoples' Next Job Interview What would a famous person say in a job interview? Read on and see! **************************** Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. Marie Antoinette - My management style has been... Sign in to see full entry.

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