Why did the accountant start smoking? So he could deduct cigarettes from his income tax. Called it "loss by fire". An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!" ======================================================== For serious job, career, employment and resume advice, see my blog, Frank Talk on Careers:... Sign in to see full entry.