Evolutionary Theory of Farts: Breaking Wind Research

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Breaking Wind Research

I have constructed a computer program that models fart situations and am beginning a line of research that will re-create the first fart, which contrary to popular belief was not the Big Bang of stellar antiquity. Farts, to be farts, must emanate from living creatures, although some of the dead can... Sign in to see full entry.

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