Evolutionary Theory of Farts: Future Farts

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Future Farts

Amazingly, the Fart Family Fern has led me to a theory that will allow me, in due time, to predict future farts, specifically their tenor, their chemical makeup and their DF (Technical Acronym: DF = Deadliness Factor). DF ranges from 8 - 12 today (on a logarithmic scale of 29), going up on... Sign in to see full entry.

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