Joke of a day

There was a group of bats hanging down from a tree branch. All except one who was standing up. - What's wrong with him? - asked one - I don't know. Everything was O.K. and then suddenly, Ha fainted! - answered another Sign in to see full entry.

Do you know what is: small, red and goes up and down? - Tomato in elevator Sign in to see full entry.

How many psychologists do we need to change one light bulb? - Just one, but light bulb should want itself to be changed Sign in to see full entry.

One night, very drunk man approached the policeman, standing on the street. This is the conversation that followed: - Excuse me, can you please count the bumps on my head - drunk man said - Why? - - Can you, please, just count them? - -...O.K... There are five - - Thank you. One more and I am home - Sign in to see full entry.

Boy forgot his parrot in the fridge. Back from school, he opened the fridge and gasped: - Who is it in there? - - Penguin, you idiot! - Sign in to see full entry.

One black man found Bernardo Di Caprio's driving licence. Not having his own he decided to keep it. First time he was stopped by police patrol and asked to show his driving licence, he showed the only one he had, Di Caprio's. Policeman looked suspiciously at photo, than at him, than at photo again.... Sign in to see full entry.

Place one elephant in the fridge in 3 steps; STEP 1: Open the fridge STEP 2: Place the elephant inside STEP 3: Close the fridge Place one giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps: STEP 1: Open the fridge STEP 2: Take out the elephant STEP 3: Place the giraffe inside STEP 4: Close the fridge Sign in to see full entry.

Tom got to go working abroad for six months. Before he left he told his good friend Fill to look after his mother and his cat. After 15 days his phone rang. It was Fill: - Your cat is dead - he said. - You weren't supposed to tell me in that way - Tom cried - How I was supposed to tell you? - - You... Sign in to see full entry.

How do we call one elephant carrying a machine-gun? "Mister" Sign in to see full entry.

There was a man driving his motorbike on a highway. By the accident, he run into a sparrow. He was sorry for the little bird, so he stopped went back and seeing that a sparrow is still alive, but injured, took him home. He found an old cage, placed the bird inside, with little water and bread. When... Sign in to see full entry.