Joke of a day

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Friday, February 1, 2008

Friday, 1st February

There was a man who really hated his wife's cat. One day he decided to get rid of it. He took a cat in his car, drove about 5 km away and left it there. When he came back home, cat was back there already. Next day, he tried again, just this time he went 10 km away. When he returned, cat was waiting... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Man just bought a package of cigarettes. On the front was written: SMOKING CAUSE IMPOTENCE He returned to a store and asked: " Can I get the one which cause the cancer, instead? And another one: Why internet can never replace the newspapers? - Because, you can never kill the fly with internet. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wednesday, 30thJanuary

Two cops were standing on the corner with very sad expression on their faces. - What's wrong, guys? - asked the nearby shop owner - We lost our police dog - they answered - But, it's trained dog. Will find his way to the police station. - He will, but we won't!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tuesday, 29th January

How do we know if fly is male or female? Male goes on a wine bottle and female on the mirror. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Monday, 28th January

Black man died from anemia in miserable place. When he came to the God, God said to him. - Even, if you had so miserable life you were good men, didn't do a harm to anybody. So, you deserve the second chance. I'll send you back to life. Tell me what and where you want to be in your new life? After... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Sunday, 27th January

Blind man was turning a rasp in his hands for few minutes. Then, he trow it away angrily: - I've never read something so stupid!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Saturday, 26th January

What's the worst thing can happen to one bat till he's sleeping? - Diarrhea!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Friday, 25th January

- Why Bruce Willis didn't get a role in "Titanic"? - Because, he would save them all! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Thursday, 24th January

- I placed add in the newspapers, that I'm looking for wife, yesterday and I've already got 457 answers. - Really!! - Yes, and all of them were the same. - So, what was written? - "YOU CAN TAKE MINE" Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Wednesday, 23rd January

Survivor of ship-wreck just reached a land with last powers he had. He was just laying on the sand breathing hard, when he heard his wife's voice: - Where the, hell, have you been?! That ship sunk yesterday!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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