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How about...."He only has one oar in the water"    .... they are all funny!

posted by mariposa75 on July 19, 2009 at 7:36 PM | link to this | reply

Workplace incompetants

  Irish,

       OH, This is so good, I'm going to try to memorize it! Marilyn's son Donny will bring up these descriptions of him, each time he comes over here from next-door, and I want to be able to remember the precice comment to match his latest moronic action. I know that people think that I am exagerating just how monumentally (Emphasis on mental) STUPID he is. His mother bought me ONE walkie-talkie, at a yard sale once, and compared to him, she is Einstein! When I begin watering him twice weekly, I'll tell Donny that I am saving his life, and he will BELIEVE me!

          Guy

posted by northsage_45 on July 18, 2009 at 3:49 AM | link to this | reply

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 Auslander .. Thank you, I'm smiling to see you back here again!

posted by BrightIrish on July 17, 2009 at 4:18 PM | link to this | reply

Re: BrightIrish

  Great, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 17, 2009 at 4:16 PM | link to this | reply

Re: lol...#4 takes the cake I think, although they're all good..

  Rumor .. That one is great, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 17, 2009 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

You always bring a smile in my days...or something like that!

posted by auslander on July 16, 2009 at 9:21 PM | link to this | reply

BrightIrish

I just loved #8, but of course chuckled at them all

posted by WileyJohn on July 16, 2009 at 7:28 PM | link to this | reply

lol...#4 takes the cake I think, although they're all good..

......

posted by Rumor on July 16, 2009 at 5:56 PM | link to this | reply

Re: bright Irish

  Just .. Thank you, glad you enjoyed them and hpe we can both keep the cheese on the cracker for years to come.

posted by BrightIrish on July 16, 2009 at 7:53 AM | link to this | reply

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   John .. Great, that is good to know. I liked # 14 too, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 16, 2009 at 7:50 AM | link to this | reply

Re: I think our tech guy used no. 9 on me last week!

  Janey .. Hello and welcome. Those tech guys do like picnics, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 16, 2009 at 7:45 AM | link to this | reply

Re: BI

  Naut .. I am now convinced we know the same people, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 16, 2009 at 7:42 AM | link to this | reply

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  Sam .. Good to know you enjoyed them all, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 16, 2009 at 7:40 AM | link to this | reply

bright Irish

I love these number 8 is my favorite I think.

posted by Justi on July 16, 2009 at 7:37 AM | link to this | reply

I love them, especially number 14.

posted by johnmacnab on July 16, 2009 at 5:32 AM | link to this | reply

I think our tech guy used no. 9 on me last week!

posted by janey_ on July 15, 2009 at 9:19 PM | link to this | reply

BI

Very funny, all of them! And I have met a few people who fit the bill...

posted by Nautikos on July 15, 2009 at 7:39 PM | link to this | reply

The last one was too funny! They all made me laugh, though! sam

posted by sam444 on July 15, 2009 at 7:12 PM | link to this | reply

Re: There's no engineer on THAT train of thought....

  Corbin .. I would venture to guess to whom you would use it when you pull it out of your reference box.  Thanks!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply

There's no engineer on THAT train of thought....

I'll have to file that one away for future reference.............

posted by Corbin_Dallas on July 15, 2009 at 4:58 PM | link to this | reply

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  Rockingrector .. I wish the same. Would you agree that John McNab would be very good writing them? Thank You!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:29 PM | link to this | reply

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  Troosha .. That one seems to be a favorite. If your like me you carry some in your head and completely lose them when the time is right for use, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:25 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Wonderful!

 Mariaki .. Your welcome and it feels good you welcomed the laughter you found here, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:22 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Brilliant

 Malcolm .. That one was very funny, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:20 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Loved them sounds like most of them don't have an elevator going to the

  Kabu .. It sure does, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM | link to this | reply

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Hardilaziz .. That was one of my favorites too, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM | link to this | reply

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   BC-A .. That could be, thank you!

posted by BrightIrish on July 15, 2009 at 3:15 PM | link to this | reply

Wish I could think up great one-liners like these!

posted by Rockingrector_retd on July 15, 2009 at 8:38 AM | link to this | reply

Bright

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. - now that one I'll have to use some day. 

posted by Troosha on July 15, 2009 at 8:15 AM | link to this | reply

Wonderful!

I am so grateful for the laughter - these are just great; many blessings and thanks for sharing

posted by mariaki on July 15, 2009 at 5:52 AM | link to this | reply

Brilliant

I loved the 'fountain of knowledge/gargled' one best

posted by malcolm on July 15, 2009 at 5:40 AM | link to this | reply

Loved them sounds like most of them don't have an elevator going to the

top story.

posted by Kabu on July 14, 2009 at 8:10 PM | link to this | reply

#10 for me

posted by hardilaziz on July 14, 2009 at 7:45 PM | link to this | reply

 Ha it seems like we go to the same places  love. BCA, BILLJROOSTY

posted by BC-A on July 14, 2009 at 4:00 PM | link to this | reply