Venemous George

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Monday, June 29, 2020

Is it just me or has there yet to be a single product that Shaq hasn't hawked yet? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

And you thought YOUR job sucked...

Anne Boleyn, wife of King Henry Vlll, had the very un-lady like habit of vomiting between courses at fancy banquets. Showing that she wasn't entirely without class, she employed a personal "lady-in-waiting'' who had the non-enviable career of holding up a sheet and catching the royal vomit whenever... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 26, 2020

Crazy Times We're In !

After coming back to work from a two month unscheduled pandemic induced vacation, I realized our pandering supervisors had plastered all the public bathrooms in the buildings with signs that said that any person could use whatever bathroom they wanted based on their "gender identity expression."... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

If Covid was a test by our enemies to see how we'd react, we failed miserably!! Sign in to see full entry.

Some %#$* Movie trivia

Here's something interesting...In 1995 the Martin Scorsese film CASINO set a new record by using the word "fuck" 442 times. I'm guessing 441 times by Joe Pesci alone. Sign in to see full entry.

stupid shit...

1) Public Health Officials: "Don't do stupid shit which spreads the virus." 2) Morons: "Right, so we should do stupid shit." 3) Morons commence doing stupid shit. 4) Virus spikes again. 5) Morons register shock and surprise. 6) Morons commence sniveling, cursing, and threatening health officials. 7)... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

HGTV...

Got stuck watching HGTV again with wifey. Listen, I can understand how a "continuity flow problem" between rooms can be a bit of a deal breaker for a house hunting couple (though I find it a bit unnerving that a GUY would even know how to phrase that to a realtor.) However when the potential sale of... Sign in to see full entry.

Serious sirius...?

I'm wondering if it's really worth renewing Sirius Radio for the cars? Since we live in the mountains of upstate NY we temporarily lose reception while going through particularly mountainous areas which block out the signal, which more than likely will always happen during a really good song. As if... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 20, 2020

TV deductions

Did you ever notice that whenever you catch an old episode of COLUMBO there's approximately a fifty percent chance Robert Culp will be the guest villain. Sign in to see full entry.

Will this freaking day ever end...?

Today is one day I would like to totally obliterate from the calendar. Nothing but rotten news spilling out like used motor oil seeping out of a rotted crankcase. I just wish it were possible to give 6-20-20 death by lethal injection, that's how fucking bad it was. The day started by us waking up... Sign in to see full entry.

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