Venemous George

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Thursday, June 11, 2020

sweating it out...

I have to admit I HATE to sweat. I find sweating really uncomfortable and disgusting. I have several co-workers who just live for the spin bikes at the gym. They'll spend a minimum of 50 minutes furiously pedaling away on all the best scenic mountains and trails their stationary bike monitors have... Sign in to see full entry.

Calling Mt. Rushmore

If I had my way there would be a fifth spot reserved on Mount Rushmore for the great Willis Havilland Carrier, the inventor of the air conditioner!! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

HGTV...

Maybe I'm just a little more old school than some, but when it comes to buying a house I'm way less picky than most. Probably because I can make myself comfortable nearly anywhere...within reason. It still needs walls and a roof and can't be in a neighborhood deemed a war zone, but other than that... Sign in to see full entry.

gold in thar hills...

Just for the hell of it I bought a gold pan at a yard sale and now I'm going to try and "seek my fortune" by panning for gold in the running creek behind my house. Wish me luck since as of now I can't tell the difference between a gold nugget and a chicken nugget. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

During my several weeks home from from work I strangely found myself watching HGTV with my wife. Some of the renovation shows are actually pretty interesting, and being I'm a lot more Tim Taylor than Bob Villa, I thought maybe I could pick up some home improvement tips for my own house. I didn't of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 8, 2020

It never fails....Whenever I set my alarm for 7:00 to get up for work, it's at 6:59 when I'm in my deepest state of sleep. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 7, 2020

hmm...

Just finished watching, "WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF." A terrific movie, but was there any REAL acting involved from the two leads? They could've just called it, "A NIGHT AT THE BURTON'S." Sign in to see full entry.

Who woulda thought...

Here's something to mention the next time your better half yells at you for stumbling home sloshed to the gills. According to the Bible, Noah was the very first person in history to get drunk. It seems that after the account of The Great Flood Noah supposedly cultivated a vineyard, made wine, and... Sign in to see full entry.

high school reunion faux pas

While attending a recent high school reunion I was amazed at all the unintentional comedy material which presented itself to me (the steady supply of Jack Daniels may have also contributed) by some of my ex-classmates. There is way too much material to cover for just one post, but I promise I will... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 6, 2020

So now if you're a barber/hairdresser in NYC you can now cut hair in the streets. Just say you were protesting. Sign in to see full entry.

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