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Monday, May 19, 2008

Visual Humor: Political Love Children

The love child of George W. Bush and John McCain "Billary" Clinton Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Visual Humor (CAUTION: RACY)

BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME Sign in to see full entry.

Cheating Spouses (CAUTION: RISQUE)

CHEATING WIFE #1 - MOTH EXTERMINATOR A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the womans house where they engage in passionate lovemaking. The woman suddenly turns up her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

One-liners

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 28, 2008

What Did You Say?!

Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" And so it does... "A f r i c a n Elephant" Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Hillary Clinton Memorial Statue

Dear Friends and Relatives: We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Do You Have Guts?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

More Jokes About You-Know-What (CAUTION: RISQUE)

PHARMACIST A boy and his girlfriend decide to have sex for the first time. The girl tells the boy to bring protection, and that night after he meets her parents they will make love. He goes to the pharmacy and talks to the pharmacist about condoms and how to buy them. The boy tells him that he is... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

MORE ADULT JOKES

FLEA IN A MUSTACHE A Flea named Bob is lying on a towel on the beach getting a good tan. He gets up to grab a beer and he sees his friend, Mike, walking across the beach looking all disheveled. "Hey, Mike!" says Bob, "Why do you look so bad? What happened?" "Well," says Mike, "I wanted to go to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Jokes about the old You-know-what (CAUTION: RISQUE)

TEN HUSBANDS A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he... Sign in to see full entry.

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