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Saturday, March 8, 2008

The WHAT Maneuver?!

Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Bill & Hill's Riddle

On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States, Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Superman Jokes

SUPERMAN & WONDER WOMAN ( CAUTION: RISQUE ) Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and with his X-Ray vision, he sneaks a peek into her apartment to see if she's home. He scans the apartment, finally reaching the... Sign in to see full entry.

Nunsense II (Caution: Risque)

THE GIFT OF LIFE A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died. After several days of... Sign in to see full entry.

Nunsense (CAUTION: RISQUE)

For entertainment purposes only. Not intended to be offfensive toward any religious group or belief-system. THE NUN AND THE FIG LEAF A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights... Sign in to see full entry.

Banned from Wal-Mart

After Mr. And Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

More Blonde Jokes VII

STRANDED There were three people stranded on an island: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." She swam out five miles and got really tired. She swam five... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

More Blonde Jokes VI

Passed Away Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned for his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

More Blonde Jokes V

AIRHEADS Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 15, 2008

More Blonde Jokes IV (Mildly Risque)

BECAUSE I'M BLONDE ( Caution: RISQUE ) Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mother, "We learned how to count up to 5 today, Mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies: "Yes, dear." Day 2: "We learned how to do the alphabet today, Mummy. The others only got... Sign in to see full entry.

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