A Tax Guy Tries Poetry

Oh what has just happened, What did I read, The wicked has planted, A horrible seed. A woman with child, She has an affair, How can I help her, Why do I care. I am not judging, The jury is in, This no small waiver, A terrible sin. Consult your own maker, This I will say, Come forward, be humble,... Sign in to see full entry.

My President, will be bold and strong, he will lead and he will guide, even when he's wrong. He will share my view of things, and shrink this government down, pass most things to the states he will, and make me smile from a frown. It's time to gain a stronghold, and awaken from our sleep, our... Sign in to see full entry.

M-W-I-B is what I always say, I have two new leaders, This I found out today. They are both so lovely, The most beautiful in the land, They are truly the essence, Of what makes life so grand. I have come to realize, They are smarter than I, I will never catch them, I think I won't even try. If I... Sign in to see full entry.

Life is a wonder, And full of events, Both happy and sad, And paying those rents. When we grow up, In mom and dad's care, They let us know, That they will be there. They truly teach us, To go for the gold, Reach for the stars, And be very bold. Make lots of money, Make your own mark, You can be... Sign in to see full entry.

Send me all your weiry, Send me who is lame, If you do not listen, You should get the blame. Welcome to my program, it offers help to you, You just have to listen, Think, and think, then review. All your financial issues, are open to discuss, get your questions answered, There will be no fuss. No... Sign in to see full entry.

It really does matter, It deserves your great care, Many seem unhappy, When money isn't there. It isn't the all inclusive, It doesn't guarantee, A lifetime of true bliss, This you will hear from me. But if you are truly grateful, And know your life is good, There is nothing wrong with, Living in a... Sign in to see full entry.

I am in control, Oh yes I am, Who better to get you out of, A serious tax jam. I will be consulting, for the next month or two, doing what I love, And what about all of you. I will save these companies, I'll put them on a path, They will make more money, You can do the math. My way is better, I said... Sign in to see full entry.

It's not just for numbers, There's creative time too, Nothing like a tenor, We are just a few. I sing in the office, I dance around issues, I bring tears to their eyes, Oh the need for some tissues. The choir does recruit me, My dance card is full, You might just be thinking, "Taxguy's full of... Sign in to see full entry.

Come back from our trouble, To a new happy light, The journey is hard, But oh what delight. When we rise above, to find what is joy, To better ourselves, Or find a new boy. What greater reward, Can we ever gain, Doing His will, Look through the pain. There is great comfort, When going through life,... Sign in to see full entry.

The night was calm, The breeze was soft, Music in the air, A song was a loft. While having some dinner, A friend he did ask, Of course about taxes, I gave him this task. Claim these expenses, By a new truck, Do it this year, And don't run a muck. Your daughter on the payroll, pay her this much, help... Sign in to see full entry.